Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
when someone say hi to ya bae for too long
teacher: why are you late?
when small children in public stare at you
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.