in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
Was trying to take a photo of our new 2D Christmas tree when my kitty decided to jump in and become the star
if that was my Christmas tree I would kill myself
Me goin down on yo girl
How i feel about booty.
I JUST LEARNED THE F WORD IT IS FUCK
DEAR DIARY BICH.
I like me because Fire Trucks.
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
Awkward moments of 2013